Which Literary Character Is Your Quarantine Personality?

Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment)

• Extremely online
• Has a lot of hot takes, shares them on Reddit
• Quarantining alone

Catherine Morland (Northanger Abbey)

• Reading too much significance into the junk in the attic
• Pretty sure her house is haunted
• Escapist literature

Hamlet (Hamlet)

• Kind of losing it
• Soliloquizing
• All his relationships going to shit

Tyrion Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire)

• Wine delivery by the case
• Barely recognizable due to hair grown out and newly acquired scars (physical and/or emotional)
• Wisecracks and fighting on family Zoom calls

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)

• Finally has time to explore hobbies and interests
• Really getting somewhere on latest project
• Lots of vaguebooking

Holden Caulfield (Catcher in the Rye)

• Keeps saying masks are “phony”
• First in your friend group to complete the “lying on your floor listening to ‘Round Here’ by the Counting Crows challenge” on Instagram
• Probably breaks quarantine

Penelope (The Odyssey)

• Getting super into crafting
• Social distancing from spouse, who is an essential worker
• Homeschooling

The March Sisters (Little Women)

• Sourdough starters
• Clapping for essential workers and tearing up while they do it
• Homeschooling and not happy about it

Miss Havisham (Great Expectations)

• Full make-up for zoom calls
• Still wearing a bra
• Honestly was born for this

Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)

• Herd immunity parties
• Still making tons of money, no one knows how
• Not doing much laundry, has plenty of shirts